Sachin Tendulkar fans!!

Some traits of a die hard Sachin Tendulkar fan..

1) The number of Sachin Tendulkar fans is always greater than the number of fans of all the other people put together!!

2) We hate Aleem Dar and Simon Taufel!!

3) We love the innocent smile as much as we love the soft voice!!

4)HE scores a century or makes India win the match (which happens every now and then), we forget all our miseries and feel to be on the top of the world!!

5)There is a direct co relation between the number of runs he scores and the quantity of food we end up eating..so u now know the reason for the extra flab we have!!

6)If Sachin misses a catch(once in a blue blue moon) , we claim that that the ball was swinging and it was actually one of the most difficult catches ever!!

7)As soon as HE gets out, switching off our television sets is the first thing we do!!

8)You try to take a dig at HIM and we would love to blast you. Whether it be a pub, a temple, a lecture or even a Job interview, u wont know what hit you!!

9)Each one of us regards oneself to be the biggest Sachin fan!!

10)Some of us might have been atheists had it not been for HIM!!

11)Some of us are actually more enthusiastic on his birthday than on ours!!

12)We might mock the Chopras and the Johars for those melodromatic movies, but the rumours of Sachin's retirement made us cry. Sachin might not be retiring for the time being, but the rumours made us realize how dry our lives would be without him!!

13)We would end up narrating Sachin Tendulkar stories' to our Grand children!!

14)And if you arent an ardent Sachin fan, talk to us and we ll turn u into one..

And the readers ( if any :)) are welcome to add a few more...