17 Questions!!

Its been quite a while since I posted nd if u thought i was dead, i am sorry to say that u were almost right. As a part of the recovery procedure, the doctor has asked me to blog regularly nd thts the reason why m here.See, i would have preferred to swallow the bitter pill rather than blog(given how indolent i am), but the doctor wouldnt budge. So, by the time i recuperate and come out with something insanely stupid...here are some random questions(most of them unintelligent..jus like me) to ponder on.


1. Why are the passengers supposed to get down a CNG bus, when it undergoes refuelling?

2. Why do guys hate Emraan Hashmi?

3. What is linfosarcoma? I wish i could die of the "linfosarcoma of the eye".

4. Why are most of the girls on orkut "committed"?

5. When and why did the idea of materialistic consumption come into place?

6. Does James Bond derive all his energies/powers from sex?

7. Is Swami Ramdev a "sanyaasi"? The other day when I was at the Pune airport to recieve my sister, noticed a certain Mr. Ramdev being driven in a Limo and a fleet of other expensive vehicles acting as escorts.

8. What is the similarity between a waiter and an astrologer? Don't both act obsequiously towards the person thats gonna foot their bill!!

9. How can a political party treat religion as their personal property? Why does every(or atleast most) temple in Pune has a shiv sena poster on its compound walls?

10. What drives Reality Television? Its been an year nd i am still trying to answer this. How on earth could Qazi Tauqeer win Fame Gurukul (gud..if u never heard of it...because tht means u never wasted ur time watching it!)

11. The BIG one!! Why do people Study?????????????

12. What actually is "cool"? More on this later...

13. Why does my computer run better on a pirated copy of the Windows??

14. Why is the word "cakewalk" called so? Believe me, i tried to walk on a cake, only to find my foot stuck and not to mention the bashing that i recieved from my Mom.

15. Who, yes people, who on earth watches INDIA TV??

16.Why did I write this? Have I run out of questions? No, not yet, there are many more to come,sometime later.

17. Since u made the mistake of reading this crap, how about answering these questions as well as leaving a comment?

So now, since you ve read this post, u know what questions to ask on your first date :D :D