Its been quite a while since I posted nd if u thought i was dead, i am sorry to say that u were almost right. As a part of the recovery procedure, the doctor has asked me to blog regularly nd thts the reason why m here.See, i would have preferred to swallow the bitter pill rather than blog(given how indolent i am), but the doctor wouldnt budge. So, by the time i recuperate and come out with something insanely stupid...here are some random questions(most of them unintelligent..jus like me) to ponder on.
1. Why are the passengers supposed to get down a CNG bus, when it undergoes refuelling?
2. Why do guys hate Emraan Hashmi?
3. What is linfosarcoma? I wish i could die of the "linfosarcoma of the eye".
4. Why are most of the girls on orkut "committed"?
5. When and why did the idea of materialistic consumption come into place?
6. Does James Bond derive all his energies/powers from sex?
7. Is Swami Ramdev a "sanyaasi"? The other day when I was at the Pune airport to recieve my sister, noticed a certain Mr. Ramdev being driven in a Limo and a fleet of other expensive vehicles acting as escorts.
8. What is the similarity between a waiter and an astrologer? Don't both act obsequiously towards the person thats gonna foot their bill!!
9. How can a political party treat religion as their personal property? Why does every(or atleast most) temple in Pune has a shiv sena poster on its compound walls?
10. What drives Reality Television? Its been an year nd i am still trying to answer this. How on earth could Qazi Tauqeer win Fame Gurukul (gud..if u never heard of it...because tht means u never wasted ur time watching it!)
11. The BIG one!! Why do people Study?????????????
12. What actually is "cool"? More on this later...
13. Why does my computer run better on a pirated copy of the Windows??
14. Why is the word "cakewalk" called so? Believe me, i tried to walk on a cake, only to find my foot stuck and not to mention the bashing that i recieved from my Mom.
15. Who, yes people, who on earth watches INDIA TV??
16.Why did I write this? Have I run out of questions? No, not yet, there are many more to come,sometime later.
17. Since u made the mistake of reading this crap, how about answering these questions as well as leaving a comment?
So now, since you ve read this post, u know what questions to ask on your first date :D :D
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9 comments:
nice one..but wht prompted u to write on this? jst wndering....
U set me wondering.....
good questions, I was laughing throughout...
a bit 2 kiddish......
@ Ashwin
kuch nahin...wanted to start writing after a long lay off...nd begin the spree with something stupid
@ shruti
it turned out to be kiddish only because u were constinously shouting at me to get off the internet.so u see, i was jsut trying to replicate u :)
stop givin xcuses
it was really funny especially the india tv bit,although i did answer all ur questions...maybe i shd write a reply blog...what say?btw...gud job!
hello
blogger testing underway..sometime..it uses the blogger account and the the other times..the google account..
its 1:30, i have to study 2moro n i am bored, so let me try and answer ur questions
1. Dunno, never been in a CNG bus..but u can sit in an auto when it undergoes refuelling
2. Gals hate him 2..who likes him??? that should have been the question
3. its Lymphosarcoma...cancer of the lymph nodes...I dont think u have lymph nodes in ur eye...yay, i remember 12th bio
4. To avoid unnecessary attention and to show other gals that they have bfs
5. dunno again( i am not sure what u mean)
6. no comments
7. sanyasi I doubt, but smart guy who knows how 2 sell his stuff
8. they r same...actually waiters r better, they dont claim 2 b all knowing
9. all do, if they dont instigate us, 4m where will they get their votes
10. reality television is driven by ppl who have 2 much balance on their phones...give it 2 me i say
11. its been 20 yrs, i am still trying to answer tht
12. dunno, never been cool...is it possible in this weather???
13. ur computers like me, prefers roadside stuff 2 brands...we all know which is better
14. curse the ppl who coin such terms...
15. there is such a channel???
16. becoz ur frnds nagged u...n y did i answer???
coz i dont have a life
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